just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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