Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
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And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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