so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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