quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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