we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
you win again, gameday.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
My vagina is officially offended.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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