you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I need to stop coming to work sober
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Sober January is a disaster.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
