i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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