i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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