I wish i was in the wii world.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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