You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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