We're like a lot better than the average bears
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
She needs sedatives and a leash
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I'm sobbing to NWA
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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