Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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