i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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