it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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