you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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