Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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