He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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