he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Randomize
