jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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