we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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