My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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