that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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