Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
So much rum. So many feels.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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