we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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