You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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