is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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