i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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