This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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