can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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