Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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