D3 body, D1 cock
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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