gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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