Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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