grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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