oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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