Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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