Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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