Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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