we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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