He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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