i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
This baby is an asshole
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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