She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
