Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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