margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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