Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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