whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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