I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Randomize
