I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
he had hair everywhere except his balls
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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