I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
NoShamevember. You game?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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