a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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