Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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