I'm gonna have a badass scar
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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