Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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